Woody Allen Beats Gatsby

January 13th, 2012

With all the chatter about 1% vs. 99% from the Occupy folks, it’s no surprise Leonardo DiCaprio just started filming a remake of The Great Gatsby.  But I think we can learn much more from Woody Allen’s Midnight in Paris, which features F. Scott Fitzgerald but ultimately embraces our modern times.  Below is my take, which just shows what happens when an economist bumps into the fiction shelf at the book store:

Some Occupy protestors wave posters, whiskey and hypodermic needles. Others clutch iPads, Kindles and Nooks. I wonder how many are reading The Great Gatsby. After all, F. Scott Fitzgerald’s flawed, all-American tycoon earned his last stash of illicit loot trading shady corporate bonds, just like the villains of the Occupy story. With his champagne flutes and flapper-filled parties on Long Island, Gatsby sure looks like a poster-child for the lucky and boorish “1 percent” that the Occupy crowd despise. In Gatsby we read that “one thing’s sure and nothing surer, the rich get richer and the poor get – children.”

Fitzgerald was of course the literary star of the Roaring Twenties, a decade that didn’t turn out so well. In his 1925 novel, crass and thoughtless Daisy Buchanan crashes her car into a pedestrian, wrecking the lives of blameless bystanders. “They were careless people…they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money,” Fitzgerald charges. Four years later in 1929 – in real life — a financial market driven by slick stock traders careened out of control, crushing innocent victims and steering a million of them into soup lines across America. Pretty prescient, that “old sport” Fitzgerald.

With protestors and pundits decrying today’s skewed income distribution, it’s no surprise that Leonardo DiCaprio just began filming a new version of Gatsby, having already tackled flawed, megalomaniac kooks like Howard Hughes and J. Edgar Hoover. No surprise either that Fitzgerald takes a star turn in Woody Allen’s recent Midnight in Paris, Allen’s most successful film since the 1980s.

I was in Paris a few weeks ago and re-read Gatsby. On my flight back to New York, I watched Midnight in Paris. And then I hit the replay button and watched it again. I’ve never done that before, neither for Kurosawa’s Seven Samurai nor for Rocky IV. Both Gatsby and Midnight in Paris offer pointed lessons about today’s socio-economic plight. But I have to confess: Woody Allen’s got more to teach us than F. Scott Fitzgerald. Between these two, who is the cynic and who is the realist? Who sees demons where they don’t belong, and who holds out hope? I was surprised to find that Woody Allen – who’s been cracking mother-in-law jokes since the 1950s – does not take the easy way out. Fitzgerald does.

Yes, I know, Jay Gatsby tops Book magazine’s poll of literary experts as the greatest character in twentieth century American literature, and no kid can squeeze past high school without at least buying Fitzgerald Sparknotes. Fitzgerald is literature. Heck, Harold Bloom has published his notes on Gatsby. Meanwhile Woody Allen is an NYU dropout who started as a gag rider for Sid Caesar’s television show and starred in a movie in which he kidnaps a nose (Sleeper). But that’s the point: both Gatsby and Midnight in Paris are quintessentially American: in both a hero tries to remake himself while shrugging off the costume that others want him to wear.

Start by comparing Fitzgerald himself to Gil Pender, played in the film by Owen Wilson. Pender hops into a chauffeured yellow car (like Gatsby’s) with Scott and Zelda Fitzgerald, who are already pouring cocktails. They sweep Gil into a bubbly party where Cole Porter croons his own tunes at the piano. What a swell party this is!

In real life, Fitzgerald was an insecure writer, worried about his paycheck and his penis size. After selling some books he fled to Hollywood to write screenplays, becoming one of the guys Jack Warner was referring to when he called screenwriters “schmucks with Underwoods.” Fitzgerald cashed the studio paychecks and apparently blew the cash on gin. Gil Pender takes the opposite route. He’s already lapped up Hollywood success, written a bunch of lucrative but critically crappy movies, and hopes finally to write something worthy, a literary novel. In his words, “I’m a Hollywood hack who never gave real literature a shot.” He probably has a shelf full of Sparknotes, for he admits “I failed freshman English.”

In Midnight in Paris we see the story through Gil’s eyes, while in Gatsby we witness the display through Nick Carraway, an all-around good guy from the Midwest who witnesses the climbers and the upper-crust, all culpable in their disregard for the servants and the little people. The women seem especially bad, as Daisy acquires the “voice of money.” Likewise, Gil’s materialistic fiancée Inez accuses Gil of always taking “the side of the help. That’s why Daddy says you’re a communist.”

But here’s the mistake of Nick and Fitzgerald himself. They take the easy way out and blame the City and modernity. If only Nick and Gatsby had stayed in the wholesome west; if only Gatsby had stayed in North Dakota, no car would’ve crashed and no champagne would have corrupted common folk and twisted them into the despicable nouveau riche. Nick states that he’s “one of the few honest people that I have ever known,” and realizes that “this has been a story about the West,” not the East. It’s a story of innocents perverted by the big City, the jazz music, the high ball cocktails and the cosmopolitan high life. It doesn’t hurt this theme for Fitzgerald to throw in city-slicker, baseball-game-fixer, Meyer Wolfsheim, whose cufflinks are made from human molars. He’s Bernie Madoff without the good diction. In Gatsby, everyone would’ve have been better off in they had stayed out west, milking cows or shearing sheep in the barn.

This sounds like the same noble savage fantasy that’s made the rounds of literature ever since Jean Jacques Rousseau. The jungle and the farm are noble. The city and “civilization” are corrupting. Contrast Tarzan with Dorian Gray. In Tarzan immoral Londoners deceive the innocent ape-man, who knows more about honesty and decency than they. In The Picture of Dorian Gray, the urban and urbane Dorian is a selfish, immoral monster. Clearly, he’d spent too much time in the civilized world and not enough time swinging from the trees in the jungle. These depictions are fantasies, not just because they are written by fiction writers. They are fantasies because crime rates are lower among city-dwellers than among primitives. Murder rates in Europe today are about one-tenth as high as in 1300AD, when just about everyone lived on the farm. As societies have become more focused on trade, commerce, and capitalism, they have become less violent, not more. In ancient burial grounds for primitive people, between 20-50 percent of the skeletons appear to have been bludgeoned to death. Unfortunately, Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby falls into the same fantasy camp as Tarzan.

Woody Allens’ Midnight in Paris takes a different tack, a more sophisticated and truer route to understanding good and evil. At first, when Gil goes back in time to the 1920s, Cole Porter does harken back to the purity of rural life. He sings of the young farmers who “desert the farm.” (Coincidentally, the song comes from a 1929 show called Fifty Million Frenchmen.) And Gil does yearn for a simpler life than one plagued by Los Angeles freeway traffic, know-nothing movie producers and dropped cell-phone calls. He’s a lost soul in 2011 and would rather retreat with the “Lost Generation” of Fitzgerald, Hemingway and Gertude Stein. When writers wrote in longhand or pecked away on typewriters that made a clickety-clack sound.

But as the film progresses, Gil learns that his nostalgic yearning for a simpler time is both common and ultimately pointless. While relishing the Lost Generation and the parlor of Gertrude Stein, he falls for a girl who assures him that “I’m from the 1920s, and I’m telling you the golden age is la Belle Epoque,” not the 1920s. Then together they magically ride by carriage to a restaurant where Toulouse-Lautrec and Degas are dabbing at their palettes. These Belle Epoque artists yearn for an ever earlier époque. Finally, Gil realizes that there is no golden age, that we’re imperfect people anywhere we live. Those simpler days in the past may not have been so blissful after all. He concludes that the present is “a little unsatisfying because life is unsatisfying.” Better to live in the present with novocaine, antibiotics and iPhones than to have your teeth pulled without anesthesia or to place a telephone call by tying two cans together with string.

While the Occupy protestors slam the rich and denounce capitalism, very few of them seem to be willing to give up their cell phones and all the other good things in modern life brought to you by the hard-driving, striving capitalists. In 1896, when Fitzgerald was born, life expectancy was just 47 years of age. Life was simpler but more deadly. Parents didn’t worry about snooping Facebook friends; they worried that their children were dying of cholera. Woody Allen once wrote a facetious commencement speech offering just two stark paths for humanity: “One leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.” Most of human history has marked by despair, hopelessness and near extinction. Whether by wisdom or sheer luck, we somehow tripped upon a third way, just about the time that F. Scott Fitzgerald was giving up on America.

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marty

January 20, 2012 at 7:18 am | Permalink

Hey, you are right on. As for the Great American Novel, I would choose HUCK FINN, and sanctify it with that well known literary innovator Hemingway, who said as much as possible with as few words as possible, \”All modern American literature begins with HUCKLEBERRY FINN….\” (Next, I would choose CATCH 22, but for entirely different reasons.) I take it that you saw the PBS special on Woody? If not, you would enjoy it. I\’m sure it will come around again at your local PBS station. Yea, Fitzgerald was worried about his paycheck, and his penis size, but Hemingway set him straight on that, too. He told him to look around the locker room and compare; he is not deficient. How Hemingway knew how much weight Fitz had to carry between his legs is a mystery, but we do know that many of his short stories, and even his last years on earth in real life deal with the issue of homosexuality, and that his best teacher (next to Ezra Pound) was Gertrude Stein. Fitz carried more baggage than a withered penis. Without Zelda as his muse, he may never have achieved what he did, beggar their love/hate relationship. She even accused him of plagiarizing some of her works. And Huck, like Gil, gravitated between two worlds also. Life on the raft with Jim was \”good,\” (and even erotic if you give it a Freudian twist: \”Come back to the raft, Huck honey…\”) but everytime they went ashore, they encountered \”evil.\”
But enough, enough. The real issue is tickets to Broadway. Thank you for the prompt response and your efforts. In the meantime, Brian will try other avenues to get tickets. I will contact you on Jan. 31 and and let you know if he was successful; if he wasn\’t, I\’ll give you a credit card #, etc.
I don\’t want \”to beat a dead horse,\” but one cynical irony that \”sticks in my craw\” is that SOB Newt running out to the car to get head from Callista at the same time he was trying to impeach the man who left a stain on the blue dress. And now that he has found G-d, he has the backing of so many Fundamentalists. And the man that he is trying to unseat has left the Chicago preacher from a former life, and has
the image of the perfect American family. Not to mention that Obama has the image of a thoughtful intellectual who replaced the model for the cover of MAD MAGAZINE. But, what, Me Worry? Who is around to write the the great American novel about this Gilded Age?
Marty